Over 99722

Arc Demotivational Poster


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

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thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am
LOL This is great!

Names -

DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...

TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.49/5

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rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


TAGS: anarchy sign a purple color
Rating: 4.79/5

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Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 4:56 am
This literally sums up what I think of governments, with a little extra from the previous comments, ha ha.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 7:37 pm
Oh good. Now I know
rerun - August 20, 2011, 7:06 pm

You know, we really try to keep this place family safe. People here are smart enough to figure out what you meant without bypassing the google filter and spelling it out.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:56 pm
*c. ...u...n... ts
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:55 pm
punchline: counts sounds dangerously close to ****s
Darlin - August 20, 2011, 6:47 pm
well, it would be a c word anyway lol
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:37 am
Following the formula wouldn't we have Counts?
mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:12 am
excellent... 5L
pzykosiz - August 18, 2011, 12:00 am
5L's and fav'd.

THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google

TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.69/5

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KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am
This is not the google you're using.

HATCHERY - Spawn more Overlord !

MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS - Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.

TAGS: la marche futile
Rating: 3.88/5

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pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 9:05 pm
did someone ph**oshop the hurdles out? 4L's

MOUNTED PANDA'S - The sad future of WoW

TAGS: wow pandarians pandaria g** warcraft
Rating: 3.15/5

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staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:35 pm
woops sorry, now i remember the pandas (it's been LONG since i last played=D)
staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
whaaaat?O.O no there are no pandas in perfect world:o unless you're playing on another server or something? wtf... also the pic was EPIC WIN and your argument is invalid since wow is widely known and pw isn't...:)
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:12 am
There is a mmorpghhffcck called "perfectworld" that has panda warrior characters who can later obtain a lizard mount. Yeesh! Do your research next time... 1L for lazyness, sir!


TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


TAGS: marc maron wtf
Rating: 4.7/5

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Wesker133 - August 31, 2011, 2:41 pm
5 thumb5 up XD
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 10:57 pm
Am5ome... Fav'd

FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!

TAGS: autobot autobots transformers transformer arcee anime mecha giant robot robots
Rating: 2.97/5

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red03golf - May 1, 2011, 7:55 pm
Do they leak automatic tr*** fluid every 672 hours?
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:42 pm
STAR WARS REFERENCES Spicing up the inane patter of those who have given up all hope of ever getting laid -- and rightly so.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
I reckon that would not end well for my p****...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 1:59 am
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 6:05 pm
No they are not! I am not looking for female droids. Dude....really? Is this what Motifake has attracted?

REAL GENIUS - Can come out of nowhere. In this case, it was triggered by accident.

TAGS: real genius marco polo
Rating: 4.64/5

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MPsniper - July 23, 2011, 8:07 am
5 "come out, come out, where ever you are's for you !!!

I'M NOT ALWAYS SARCASTIC - but when I am, you can't tell.

TAGS: sarcastic
Rating: 4.63/5

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Bull - August 31, 2012, 5:11 pm
Not bad .. jump on into the forums and say hi.

MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.

SARCASM - Timing is everything.

TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 1.8/5
Anonymous2 - April 20, 2009, 4:59 pm
That is a sarcasm gun, the things it says will blow your mind.


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I a**ure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.72/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.

TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!



TAGS: marchallenge grammar spelling nazi
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - September 28, 2010, 7:53 am
Thank you Captain Obvious.
fasteddie - September 28, 2010, 7:47 am
Klink was a Luftwaffe Colonel not a Nazi..Major Hochstetter was a Nazi.....I guess that makes me a Nazi.....Nazi...
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:18 pm
Amsome! 5Ls.
RubyRadio - March 5, 2010, 12:04 pm
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:00 am
Mini Schultzes... know nah-think, learn na-think!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 8:38 am
5 Ya vool's

WATERBOARDING? - You're right. It's too harsh an interrogation tactic.

TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 3.24/5

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Shamrock - October 2, 2009, 12:25 pm
What the flying f*** does 9-11 have to do with the Titanic!? I seriously have to stop reading comments...
HubbaBubba - September 10, 2009, 7:18 am
So you think that torture is ok? Yeah, I guess. If you wanna stoop to that level.....
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 2:14 pm
Sry i meant 1941
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 2:13 pm
Srsly WTFO you just break everyones balls all the time ****... O and btw, did u guys notice no one said the titanic would sink, it sunk, no one said america would be attacked, it was attacked (1945) and same for 2001, It's a Titanic effect!!! o.0 crazy!!!
WTFO - August 31, 2009, 12:32 am
Sean - August 31, 2009, 12:11 am
By "chased" you of course me pursued until such time as you could be "hopelessly" cornered in a setting that promised some seclusion, eh? We dig. *wink wink*
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:42 pm
I just wanted to be chased around by h** chicks with entertaining music playing in the background.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:39 pm
Let me guess, you wanted to go "lookin' for the sheepin' in the rainin'" and instead you got soaking when and kinda lost in Piccadilly Square.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:23 pm
I grew up watching Benny Hill. Poor preparation for visiting England. I was very disappointed.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:18 pm
Waterboard suspects?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:17 pm
"Truth Justice and the American Way". I grew up watching that show too (in black and white).
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:16 pm
This may sound really dumb or hopelessly Jerry Seinfeld, but I don't think you's Americans would stray far from the good guy beam if you would stop and ask yourself: What would Superman do?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:13 pm
WTFO that is poster worthy. You gotta use it sometime. That is all.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:09 pm
2 wrongs don't make a right, 3 lefts do.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:49 am
2 wrongs don't make a right,but 2 Wrights do make an airplane! ^_^
HubbaBubba - August 12, 2009, 6:29 am
But ofcourse you are right! And 2 wrongs make a right, we all know that!
Lunkan - June 24, 2009, 8:31 am
But the problem is that one simply cannot know whether this person knows something of value or if he is in fact one of the enemies! And also if you fight for democracy and human rights for everyone you should offer that to your enemies as well.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 2:59 pm
Amen, LogicDude. Killing can be done honorably. Though I personally prefer to try to scoop up the wee spider and gently place him on the ground outside, before I bid him a teary-eyed good bye. I bond with arachnids soo fast.
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:21 pm
Waterboarding is mild compared to what should be done. You fight using the enemy's tactics though and you get painted with the same brush of dishonor. Not that you can't blow'em up if you catch'em looking at you sideways. Those sideways looks are deadly.
BoneCD - April 22, 2009, 7:34 am
5 Lions...cause he is right! And I'll never forget that day; were I was and what I was doing. It's burned in my memory banks right with JFK and MLK
HtD - April 22, 2009, 5:29 am
Fear mongering? You're right. It's too old hat.
agdaniele - April 22, 2009, 3:08 am
There are far worse agents of persuasion that we're not using enough. Gotta up the ante.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:41 pm
gave it a 5, just for kicks
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:31 pm
... to beat the terrorists, you MUST become the terrorists ... It's the Chicago way.

100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!

TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

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zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm
pottery barn kicks a**, boe, find a place that kicks more a** then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs

SUBTLETY - Not one of God's strong points.

TAGS: religion satire sarcasm
Rating: 4.04/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 8:48 pm
God has a sense of humor, or the moustache would not be right under the nose!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:22 pm
You all realize that these signs amount to blasphemy, don't you? You definitely aren't supposed to put words in God's mouth. Ironic, isn't it?



TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 4.55/5

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Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:22 pm
lol When I saw this, I thought is was a typo...turns out it was brilliant. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 9:20 pm
very witty 5L


TAGS: sarcasm the most delicious of the humors
Rating: 4.48/5

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rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:39 pm

great poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:13 am
I will be stealing this definition for real life purposes.
Jmac0585 - February 17, 2010, 11:44 am
Amsomely original. 5L
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
P.S. great poster
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am
When that happened here two years ago MB hydro came and picked my parents up by helicopter and took them to work. guess its kinda stupid to have a vital service in a town with only one road in


TAGS: cranky s favorite game marco polo
Rating: 4.62/5

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crankyhead - June 8, 2011, 5:33 pm
the1stCOMMI3 - June 8, 2011, 4:00 pm
can't say no to the classic5


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


IF YOU CAN READ THIS - You really should be doing something about it

TAGS: barcode if you can read
Rating: 4.29/5

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CloudchaserS - January 13, 2012, 1:30 am
Does pawing off count?


Items confiscated -

TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.


TAGS: blue skin searched through passed
Rating: 4.66/5

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djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 10:12 am
Wow... demotivationnal and absolutely romantique...... xx
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic

EXCUSE US - We're simply walking into Mordor.

TAGS: scotland mordor walking bagpipes marching
Rating: 3.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:25 pm
America is hilarious. These guys playing the Scottish War pipes represent the people the Irish patriots were fighting against! It's a wonder they're not wearing orange!


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft
Rating: 3.31/5

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LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am
d*** it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with sh**guns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am
Satan game!



TAGS: social conscience protest anarchy protesters
Rating: 2.38/5

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Aurielius - September 19, 2015, 7:04 am
Other morons?


TAGS: sarcasm apathy concern
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:43 pm
Been there, done that.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:12 pm



TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

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ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection



TAGS: politics anarchism libertarianism
Rating: 1.71/5

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Claire - January 1, 2011, 8:55 pm
While you're at it, stop s******.
pzykosiz - January 1, 2011, 8:47 pm
send it to politifake


NARCISSISM - "One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about." Bertrand Russell

TAGS: paris hilton vanity narcissim
Rating: 4.42/5

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steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 11:53 pm
This is all about me...isn't it? ;)


SEARCH ENGINES - I Googled "who gives a shit" and my name wasn't in the results.

TAGS: computer search insults
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:12 pm
Love making ya laugh Sho!
Sho - February 23, 2013, 3:06 am


BLIZZCON - virgins of the world unite

TAGS: blizzcon wow worldofwarcraft virgins
Rating: 3.86/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 1, 2012, 11:02 pm
if the p*** industry had any sense, they'd set up shop right next door.
ZetsuboRin - September 24, 2012, 3:04 am
I take offence! I'm a blizz player, and not a virgin. XD
SatansMasterWhore - February 16, 2011, 5:38 pm
its where muslims go when they die :D theres your virgins , enjoy

Marching Band -

world of warcraft -

TAGS: of warcraft
Rating: 2.27/5

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TAGS: fish isn t all it s carcked up to be
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:33 pm
5L for the laughs, C
caveman - July 10, 2012, 11:03 pm
And i will definately take your opinion into consideration (sarcasm intended)
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:57 pm
CAPTIONS: They're supposed to be SHORT


TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway

No, officer... -

TAGS: cop pulling over cannibal long pork march calendar
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 3, 2014, 8:38 pm
Trying to keep up with Kai's pace
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:49 pm
two in a row....better take that nap

In The Sanctuary Of Outcasts -



TAGS: desperation recognition search social media
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:04 pm
Ju5t a little rough on the belly flop, but excellent execution.
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:03 am
he's going going going , 10 from all the judges

HOW .... -

TAGS: japan red cross drama march2011
Rating: 4.57/5

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mariand - January 11, 2012, 7:36 am
This is exceptionally nice.

STARCH - you can indeed have too much of a good thing

HELL NO....I'M BUYING LEAD - ...anarchy 2016...don't miss it

MEET ME IN ST. LOUIE - Oh, when the sun beats down And burns the tar up on the roof And your shoes get so hot You wish your tired feet were fireproof

TAGS: heat arch roof
Rating: 3.88/5

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CloudchaserS - June 30, 2012, 10:18 am
The Onion should do a story about the heat causing the St. Louis Arch to warp badly. Or a reflection off the Knoxville Sun Sphere catching something on fire (record all time high on June 29-30)


TAGS: marchallenge heavily dressed but ***y
Rating: 3.53/5

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Reason - March 21, 2010, 3:31 pm
Post-apocalyptic h**ness.
Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
- if she can manage to get that jacket off

SOLID SNAKE - Cooler than Santa.

TAGS: penny arcade solid snake
Rating: 3.44/5

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aesop's folly - November 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
nice job
MeanGene - December 15, 2008, 10:35 am
Tip of the hat: Well done.

WOW FACE - When you start talking about your half elf paladin

TAGS: women bored wow world of warcraft
Rating: 3/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:08 pm
Yeah, and everyone knows the paladin class is grossly overpow...I mean... NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 1:22 pm
LogicDude - November 25, 2009, 1:21 pm
TokioMarty - November 25, 2009, 12:50 pm
Just a tiny correction from a WoW-player... There's no class named half elf. There's either Blood Elf or Night Elf. There you have it.
thatonechick - November 25, 2009, 9:23 am
My face wears this look a lot. Looks a lot like my CoD face, too.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:04 am
Im sayin nothin!!!
agdaniele - November 25, 2009, 2:03 am
Hell, I can get this look by saying "today, on motifake...."


TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people g**?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."

GOLFER - Obviously, you're not one.

TAGS: the big lebowski golfer sarcasm
Rating: 2.08/5


TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l


TAGS: frightening too big for us enjoy life as it is anarchy and change are not the answer thik about it before you comment or rate
Rating: 4.6/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:19 pm
What's sad is genuine homeless people are ignored because of frauds. In my town, every weekend, like clockwork, it's the same 23 year old guy, his wife, and 2 year old on the corner asking for gas money. NO JOKE.
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 9:37 pm
well done
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
It Took A Lot, Seriously It Did. Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:22 pm

solid 5 hammy. impressive.

THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT - Will never die.

TAGS: occupy funny protest sarcasm movement
Rating: 4.17/5

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dantheman - May 19, 2012, 7:14 pm
Oh I a**ure you, it's dead. Gone and good riddance. Dead as John Lennon. Dead as Kurt Cobain. To quote Beetlejuice, "Dead, Dead, Deadsky".

ANARCHIST ORGANIZATIONS - Truly an oxymoron if ever there was one.

TAGS: oxymoron anarchy protesters organization
Rating: 4.04/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:40 pm
Good one! 5l

MEANWHILE IN ENGLAND - Anarchy is the order of the day ...

COSPLAY - sometimes IS a good idea

TAGS: cosplay wow world of warcraft celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.93/5

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honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:58 pm
hawttt who is she..i gotta know
Trap - June 24, 2008, 6:47 am
It's a trap!

WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Wasting lives since 1994

TAGS: world of warcraft
Rating: 2.89/5

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anyadat - January 25, 2010, 6:25 am
That Wowhead.com guy is stupid too. Who cares about your lvl 80s?
culos - January 25, 2010, 6:24 am
@anyadat: You're living proof that this poster is 100% accurate....
anyadat - January 25, 2010, 6:22 am
Just one lil thing i can say.. whoever made this picture is stupid. Its not true. Make your brain work then think it again :P
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:20 am
Death - November 5, 2009, 10:23 pm
A life, a job, and a girlfriend.
Wowhead.com - November 5, 2009, 4:56 pm
yeah...yeah...yeah...I may not have a life but I have 4 level 80s what do you have?
Capt. Obvious - November 5, 2009, 4:32 pm
WoW wasn't released until 2004. Saying all warcraft games wasted lvies is the same as saying any video game did. L2Fail


Rebel With A Cause -

TAGS: rebel anarchy injustice law duty
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - May 11, 2014, 2:09 pm
Fcukin' "A", Grey.
Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 10:37 pm
Thank you sir. :)
Reality Lord - May 9, 2014, 5:12 pm

....and better...and better...


TAGS: tsa bodysearch commando kilt
Rating: 4.9/5

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fred - November 22, 2010, 6:34 pm
Clever! Though disturbing...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:56 am
meh...they're a bunch of girls over there.....Good to see you Sick.....or was that "sick to see you...good"?
sickartist - November 22, 2010, 11:53 am
It would be my only one on Politifake, but why not?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:11 am

funny, could be posted at politifake.org as well

Tough Love -

ENSURING PERFECTION - Be certain the contractors don't screw up your floor plan.


TAGS: grass search pith weed whacker
Rating: 4.62/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:44 pm
Been there... 5 snakes in the grass


TAGS: sarcasm theme
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - October 2, 2010, 7:44 pm

and another 5L for the admiral...no trap.
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 7:11 pm
^ 5's go there ^
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
very nice five of five
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 4:14 pm
good job
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
Wowwww.... best motifake ever.


TAGS: marchallenge divorce sinatra
Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - March 22, 2010, 6:20 pm
Nice one sick, the 5Lady is a tramp.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 5:29 pm
that's only in Maine
Derek - March 22, 2010, 5:27 pm
Perhaps the arch should read "Divorce your hated one with dignity"


SARCASM - it not as easy to fake

TAGS: sarcasm wonka fake
Rating: 4.5/5

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steve1961 - October 2, 2012, 9:29 am
It's "far 'too' tired to"...now go get some sleep.
Venator - October 1, 2012, 7:57 pm
Ah, typical... Far to tired to write here tonight.
mariand - October 1, 2012, 7:45 pm
lol... you wrote "it" not "if"...but don't worry, it happens, and we get your point...;)
Venator - October 1, 2012, 6:05 pm
F***! I wrote if instead of is. Sorry. And it will stand there to my shame in eternity... :(


AMERICA - At Least You Are Still Number 1 At Something

TAGS: jail prison time criminal incarcerated
Rating: 4.32/5

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steve1961 - March 19, 2013, 1:56 pm
My only criticism is how America is falling behind in their juvenile incarcerations...gotta start locking up more of those young'uns, people!
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:56 pm
and America has stupid laws to fill them up with crazy sentences.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:55 pm
actually its a place for cheap labor if one is in a Private Prison.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Its still aplace where one cant trust another & it isnt a place anyone with a Life wants to be......
Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:23 pm
From what I see on many of the shows on prison life....there are a shi*load of non-Americans in US prisons. Just like Canada...our prisons are holiday inns in comparison to many other countries.
SethMythrax - September 2, 2012, 12:14 am
Its really that slavery hasnt been abolished, just changed to using prisoners in private prisons doing work for pennies a day with no holidays or unions....
Goatboy - August 20, 2012, 4:59 pm
Yep. We're no. 1 at catching bad guys. The rest of you just have lousy police forces.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:18 am
"Land of the Free"
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:19 pm
Ya, America rules though. They give out 400yr sentences & even a 1/4 your time would be 100yrs, hahahaha.....
Zetmonk - July 27, 2012, 9:06 am
In South Africa's defence, we just let the bastards go in less than 1/4 their time. That counts too!


TAGS: marchallenge same as title britney canada
Rating: 4.16/5

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LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:49 am
What? I thought Canada was kinda like Puerto Rico, but with Meeese instead of Rum.
Claire - March 21, 2010, 4:32 pm
Derek, Derek, Derek. Though Canada shares the continent of NORTH America with us, they are not a part of the country America.
Derek - March 21, 2010, 3:58 pm
@Cloud You'll be telling us Canada isn't part of America next.
Cloudchaser - March 21, 2010, 11:16 am
Not as stupid as it seems. For business purposes, record companies consider anything outside of their own country to be "overseas"

SOMETIMES YOU LISTEN - Others you just cant help but resist the oppression of the queen


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I a**ume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm
How do you know my Wife Ron?


TAGS: marchallenge kamasutra
Rating: 3.74/5

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Cloudchaser - March 11, 2010, 10:40 am
I prefer the Kama Citra (NSFW warning) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3518914/
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 7:35 am
5 uncomfortable positions! Nice one

GOLDEN ARCHES - Within the fortress of the Golden Arches, even magic can not protect thee from the evil curse it casts.


ANARCHISM - Disorder Ordered by Nature

TAGS: anarchism
Rating: 3.06/5

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s1nc1tycyph3r - November 22, 2011, 2:39 am
Define Anarchy! To Me Anarchy Means Self Governance On An Individual Level! but that's my own take on it! so i guess you could say i agree with your statement in a sense!
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:49 pm
every anarchist I know would be the first one to wish back democracy if real anarchy would rule... A REAL anarchist should be against anarchism btw... just think about it ;)

INTIMIDATION - Yes, I believe that the art of winning is through intimidation, and not necessarily do you have to speak about it. --Mark Spitz

TAGS: archery sports spitz
Rating: 2.97/5



TAGS: arctic coke can cans diet
Rating: 2.71/5

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maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 7:07 pm
Another Blow Out For Coke' Cola

World of Warcraft -

TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked