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IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm, #245012
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am, #201997
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201996
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am, #201995
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm, #201935
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm, #201888
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm, #201881
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm, #201878
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm, #201876
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


JAPAN -


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by house

thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm, #221758
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am, #221554
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am, #221552
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm, #221542
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm, #221527
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm, #221510
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm, #221509
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am, #221506
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am, #221505
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am, #221504
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am, #221500
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am, #221490
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm, #221489
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you


SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am, #224659
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am, #224595
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am, #224590
LOL This is great!


Names -




DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...


TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by wehrvamp

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am, #227409
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am, #227183
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am, #227153
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am, #227086
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm, #226770
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm, #226747
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am, #168331
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


MY EX-WIFE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce exwife
Rating: 4.49/5

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rerun - July 4, 2010, 10:12 am, #183218

It was planning the wedding part for me.
dude304 - March 22, 2010, 2:00 pm, #166331
nice man this one is sooo funny
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 12:00 pm, #166318
FTW!!! It was my mother-in-law on my part. 5 torturous L's !!!


ANARCHY -


TAGS: anarchy sign a purple color
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 4:56 am, #223474
This literally sums up what I think of governments, with a little extra from the previous comments, ha ha.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 7:37 pm, #223296
Oh good. Now I know
rerun - August 20, 2011, 7:06 pm, #223295

You know, we really try to keep this place family safe. People here are smart enough to figure out what you meant without bypassing the google filter and spelling it out.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:56 pm, #223293
*c. ...u...n... ts
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:55 pm, #223292
punchline: counts sounds dangerously close to ****s
Darlin - August 20, 2011, 6:47 pm, #223291
well, it would be a c word anyway lol
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:37 am, #223175
Following the formula wouldn't we have Counts?
mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:12 am, #223128
excellent... 5L
pzykosiz - August 18, 2011, 12:00 am, #223123
5L's and fav'd.


THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google


TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Budog

KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am, #224616
This is not the google you're using.


HATCHERY - Spawn more Overlord !




MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS - Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it.


TAGS: la marche futile
Rating: 3.88/5

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pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 9:05 pm, #189707
did someone ph**oshop the hurdles out? 4L's


MOUNTED PANDA'S - The sad future of WoW


TAGS: wow pandarians pandaria g** warcraft
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by kavuss

staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:35 pm, #229232
woops sorry, now i remember the pandas (it's been LONG since i last played=D)
staceymetal - February 9, 2012, 6:30 pm, #229231
whaaaat?O.O no there are no pandas in perfect world:o unless you're playing on another server or something? wtf... also the pic was EPIC WIN and your argument is invalid since wow is widely known and pw isn't...:)
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2011, 4:12 am, #225315
There is a mmorpghhffcck called "perfectworld" that has panda warrior characters who can later obtain a lizard mount. Yeesh! Do your research next time... 1L for lazyness, sir!


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TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm, #244479
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm, #244276
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


FEMALE AUTOBOTS - THESE are the droids you're looking for!


TAGS: autobot autobots transformers transformer arcee anime mecha giant robot robots
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by jalford

red03golf - May 1, 2011, 7:55 pm, #217836
Do they leak automatic tr*** fluid every 672 hours?
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:42 pm, #99119
STAR WARS REFERENCES Spicing up the inane patter of those who have given up all hope of ever getting laid -- and rightly so.
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am, #98569
I reckon that would not end well for my p****...
TheTrashHeap - July 23, 2009, 1:59 am, #98565
Crap
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 6:05 pm, #98412
No they are not! I am not looking for female droids. Dude....really? Is this what Motifake has attracted?


REAL GENIUS - Can come out of nowhere. In this case, it was triggered by accident.


TAGS: real genius marco polo
Rating: 4.64/5

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MPsniper - July 23, 2011, 8:07 am, #221773
5 "come out, come out, where ever you are's for you !!!


I'M NOT ALWAYS SARCASTIC - but when I am, you can't tell.


TAGS: sarcastic
Rating: 4.63/5

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Bull - August 31, 2012, 5:11 pm, #238779
Not bad .. jump on into the forums and say hi.


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.




QUOTE FROM MARC MARON ON HIS WTF PODCAST -


TAGS: marc maron wtf
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by TheUserNameLeft

Wesker133 - August 31, 2011, 2:41 pm, #223760
5 thumb5 up XD
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 10:57 pm, #223719
Am5ome... Fav'd


SARCASM - Timing is everything.


TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 1.8/5
Anonymous2 - April 20, 2009, 4:59 pm, #74271
That is a sarcasm gun, the things it says will blow your mind.


MAN O MAN -


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by mariand

nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm, #252613
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am, #235882
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am, #235877
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am, #235871
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I a**ure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm, #235833
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


RCMP -


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm, #259602
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm, #259597
I LOVE YOU, PRISSY!
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm, #259418
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm, #259417
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am, #259371
cute
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am, #259369
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.


TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm, #165523
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!


EXPERIMENTATION -




GRAMMAR NAZI -


TAGS: marchallenge grammar spelling nazi
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - September 28, 2010, 7:53 am, #195850
Thank you Captain Obvious.
fasteddie - September 28, 2010, 7:47 am, #195848
Klink was a Luftwaffe Colonel not a Nazi..Major Hochstetter was a Nazi.....I guess that makes me a Nazi.....Nazi...
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:18 pm, #161994
Amsome! 5Ls.
RubyRadio - March 5, 2010, 12:04 pm, #161925
HOGAN!!!!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:00 am, #161881
Mini Schultzes... know nah-think, learn na-think!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 8:38 am, #161874
5 Ya vool's


WATERBOARDING? - You're right. It's too harsh an interrogation tactic.


TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by David Dommel

Shamrock - October 2, 2009, 12:25 pm, #123333
What the flying f*** does 9-11 have to do with the Titanic!? I seriously have to stop reading comments...
HubbaBubba - September 10, 2009, 7:18 am, #116577
So you think that torture is ok? Yeah, I guess. If you wanna stoop to that level.....
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 2:14 pm, #115535
Sry i meant 1941
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 2:13 pm, #115533
Srsly WTFO you just break everyones balls all the time ****... O and btw, did u guys notice no one said the titanic would sink, it sunk, no one said america would be attacked, it was attacked (1945) and same for 2001, It's a Titanic effect!!! o.0 crazy!!!
WTFO - August 31, 2009, 12:32 am, #113471
Exactly.
Sean - August 31, 2009, 12:11 am, #113466
By "chased" you of course me pursued until such time as you could be "hopelessly" cornered in a setting that promised some seclusion, eh? We dig. *wink wink*
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:42 pm, #113459
I just wanted to be chased around by h** chicks with entertaining music playing in the background.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:39 pm, #113456
Let me guess, you wanted to go "lookin' for the sheepin' in the rainin'" and instead you got soaking when and kinda lost in Piccadilly Square.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:23 pm, #113450
I grew up watching Benny Hill. Poor preparation for visiting England. I was very disappointed.
agdaniele - August 30, 2009, 11:18 pm, #113449
Waterboard suspects?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:17 pm, #113448
"Truth Justice and the American Way". I grew up watching that show too (in black and white).
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:16 pm, #113447
This may sound really dumb or hopelessly Jerry Seinfeld, but I don't think you's Americans would stray far from the good guy beam if you would stop and ask yourself: What would Superman do?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 11:13 pm, #113444
WTFO that is poster worthy. You gotta use it sometime. That is all.
WTFO - August 30, 2009, 11:09 pm, #113439
2 wrongs don't make a right, 3 lefts do.
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 6:49 am, #113232
2 wrongs don't make a right,but 2 Wrights do make an airplane! ^_^
HubbaBubba - August 12, 2009, 6:29 am, #107548
But ofcourse you are right! And 2 wrongs make a right, we all know that!
Lunkan - June 24, 2009, 8:31 am, #89419
But the problem is that one simply cannot know whether this person knows something of value or if he is in fact one of the enemies! And also if you fight for democracy and human rights for everyone you should offer that to your enemies as well.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 2:59 pm, #74716
Amen, LogicDude. Killing can be done honorably. Though I personally prefer to try to scoop up the wee spider and gently place him on the ground outside, before I bid him a teary-eyed good bye. I bond with arachnids soo fast.
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:21 pm, #74700
Waterboarding is mild compared to what should be done. You fight using the enemy's tactics though and you get painted with the same brush of dishonor. Not that you can't blow'em up if you catch'em looking at you sideways. Those sideways looks are deadly.
BoneCD - April 22, 2009, 7:34 am, #74626
5 Lions...cause he is right! And I'll never forget that day; were I was and what I was doing. It's burned in my memory banks right with JFK and MLK
HtD - April 22, 2009, 5:29 am, #74612
Fear mongering? You're right. It's too old hat.
agdaniele - April 22, 2009, 3:08 am, #74604
There are far worse agents of persuasion that we're not using enough. Gotta up the ante.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:41 pm, #74548
gave it a 5, just for kicks
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:31 pm, #74545
... to beat the terrorists, you MUST become the terrorists ... It's the Chicago way.


100 KIRBYS! - Choose you character!


TAGS: kirby 100 mario yoshi marcus luigi peach bowser lucas ness ice climbers samus dk
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Eugene

zoomer296 - January 6, 2013, 9:54 pm, #242240
Kirby? Why not Zoidberg?
vgcats - July 15, 2012, 12:55 am, #237287
Please don't add your watermark to this. :/ http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=253
boeweizer - June 12, 2010, 9:28 pm, #180131
ok on your mark get set hang!!
Eugene - November 6, 2009, 12:19 am, #134508
Hell it is Bet i can beat you in a race there!
boeweizer - November 3, 2009, 12:50 am, #133713
hmm if is kicks a asterisk s then it must be so awesome it went underground to try and escape it awesome-ness, then we meet in hell eugene
bevhillsreborn - October 28, 2009, 7:19 pm, #131593
pottery barn kicks a**, boe, find a place that kicks more a** then any other place you know of and go there.
Eugene - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am, #131422
Wait...What? I phased out there, what happened?
THeDRiZZ - October 27, 2009, 11:24 pm, #131379
This one gets a five just for the comment section and nothing else! lmao
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 11:08 pm, #131373
You leaned into it, boe... well played!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:47 pm, #131367
ok noon it is but what a pottery barn?
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:24 pm, #131354
LOL!!!!! Hackey Sack rumble!!!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:22 pm, #131353
You tell 'em aggy. Dudes, you should settle this with wiffle bats at noonish behind the Pottery Barn.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 10:14 pm, #131346
Wow. Kirby smack-talk? Flinch fight!!!
boeweizer - October 27, 2009, 10:13 pm, #131344
i know of another kirby artist and he made some marvel ones and other ones that look way better that urs


SUBTLETY - Not one of God's strong points.


TAGS: religion satire sarcasm
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by galen066

Thedge - October 22, 2014, 8:48 pm, #257308
God has a sense of humor, or the moustache would not be right under the nose!
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:22 pm, #239089
You all realize that these signs amount to blasphemy, don't you? You definitely aren't supposed to put words in God's mouth. Ironic, isn't it?


I LOVE MUAY THAI -




SARCHASM -


TAGS: sarcasm
Rating: 4.55/5

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Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:22 pm, #154044
lol When I saw this, I thought is was a typo...turns out it was brilliant. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 9:20 pm, #154041
very witty 5L


SARCHASM -


TAGS: sarcasm the most delicious of the humors
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by sickartist

rerun - February 21, 2010, 7:39 pm, #159893

great poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 21, 2010, 12:13 am, #159707
I will be stealing this definition for real life purposes.
Jmac0585 - February 17, 2010, 11:44 am, #158654
Amsomely original. 5L
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am, #158649
P.S. great poster
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:30 am, #158648
When that happened here two years ago MB hydro came and picked my parents up by helicopter and took them to work. guess its kinda stupid to have a vital service in a town with only one road in


MARCO -


TAGS: cranky s favorite game marco polo
Rating: 4.62/5

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crankyhead - June 8, 2011, 5:33 pm, #219708
MARCO! LOL
the1stCOMMI3 - June 8, 2011, 4:00 pm, #219704
can't say no to the classic5


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.27/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am, #170363
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am, #170273
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


IMAGINATION -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff road highway weird loop
Rating: 3.52/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 1:53 pm, #217877
Depends specifically on the height of the loop. Gravity is a constant so the exact height of the loops needs to be known in order to calculate the required velocity. But the top isn't the safety point - you're not safe until you reach the 270 degree mark.
PapaKiloDelta - October 19, 2010, 11:07 pm, #199043
I want to do that right now!
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:32 pm, #179912
LD0ne - Way too.
LD0ne - June 11, 2010, 10:23 am, #179903
just for my own information i know this will never happen but how fast would you have to go to be able to pull drive that without falling when you reached the top


STRANGE ARCHITECTURE -




IF YOU CAN READ THIS - You really should be doing something about it


TAGS: barcode if you can read
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Budog

CloudchaserS - January 13, 2012, 1:30 am, #227534
Does pawing off count?


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




MASKS -


TAGS: blue skin searched through passed
Rating: 4.66/5

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djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 10:12 am, #232394
Wow... demotivationnal and absolutely romantique...... xx
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm, #226510
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 12:13 pm, #226509
I have always admired your work. from your first poster on. very artistic


EXCUSE US - We're simply walking into Mordor.


TAGS: scotland mordor walking bagpipes marching
Rating: 3.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 12:25 pm, #235501
America is hilarious. These guys playing the Scottish War pipes represent the people the Irish patriots were fighting against! It's a wonder they're not wearing orange!


BORDERLINE -


TAGS: life time human nature architect engineer joke stuff museum weird
Rating: 3.72/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 6, 2011, 7:10 pm, #221067
hey it's the wonderworks building from Panama city! man that tunnel in the beginning really confuses the sh*t outa me. you'd know what I was talking about if you'd ever been there
Zero - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm, #112260
i live 15 miles away from here, 5 lions for you sir
Pabbicus - August 21, 2009, 6:14 am, #110399
That building is awesome, it's in Orlando, FL on International Drive.


NIGHT ELVES -


TAGS: elves challenge shadow dark knight crazy wow warcraft
Rating: 3.31/5

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LogicDude - December 18, 2009, 9:09 am, #146533
Kung-fu monkey shenanigans? Watch "Grandma's Boy"...
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:58 am, #146508
d*** it! Monkeys suck! Wait...new training idea...what if they learn to drive trucks? Do monkeys live to the age of sixteen?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:56 am, #146507
But then they're drinking your beer.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:55 am, #146506
And what if someone is drinking a beer? They could lose a hand... Ah, I have the solution. I'll just keep the monkeys drunk all the time; that way, they'll miss the cans. Brilliant, eh?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:50 am, #146504
They'll shoot full cans.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:49 am, #146503
That is beyond awesome...and now I want a monkey. I wouldn't teach it Kung Fu, though. (I wouldn't want to repeat that guy's mistake.) I'll just teach them to shoot beer cans with sh**guns. What could possibly go wrong?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am, #146502
Actual news story, not sure if it's real though. Guy trained his monkeys to do kung fu, and they turned on him. Probably fake, but still awesome.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:44 am, #146500
Is that a new character class?...and I though Peanut with a six-pack was weird enough. (Dunham's puppet)
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:41 am, #146499
*cough* Say, heard about the kung fu monkeys?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:40 am, #146498
That last "totally" makes me suspicious...Random, do you have a level 30 Blood Druid?
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:38 am, #146497
I totally don't have an account. Totally.
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:37 am, #146496
That it is. It has taken more lives that we can count. Hell, it has more accounts than the world has people!
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 2:35 am, #146494
Satan game!


ALL THAT'S LEFT - To Do Is ...SMILE...SMILE...SMILE...




SOCIAL CONSCIENCE -




TRUE CONCERN -


TAGS: sarcasm apathy concern
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:43 pm, #247613
Been there, done that.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:12 pm, #222445

lol'd


HELLO -




HEARTACHE -


TAGS: lose somebody searching reasons answers
Rating: 4.52/5

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ElleWhyInIn - January 1, 2012, 11:40 pm, #227172
I love this. I just lost my Grandfather on 12/28 and my dad only has hours left. This is extremely powerful. Thank you for this perfection


LIBERTARIANIST VS ANARCHIST -


TAGS: politics anarchism libertarianism
Rating: 1.71/5

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Claire - January 1, 2011, 8:55 pm, #208890
While you're at it, stop s******.
pzykosiz - January 1, 2011, 8:47 pm, #208888
send it to politifake


THE NARCISSIST -




NARCISSISM - "One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about." Bertrand Russell


TAGS: paris hilton vanity narcissim
Rating: 4.42/5

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steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 11:53 pm, #237415
This is all about me...isn't it? ;)


THE DESTRUCTION OF THE DEATH STAR LEFT A LOT OF PEOPLE WITHOUT A JOB -




SEARCH ENGINES - I Googled "who gives a shit" and my name wasn't in the results.


TAGS: computer search insults
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:12 pm, #243734
Love making ya laugh Sho!
Sho - February 23, 2013, 3:06 am, #243726
LMAO


FOLLOW ME - OR ELSE I'LL FOLLOW YOU!!




BLIZZCON - virgins of the world unite


TAGS: blizzcon wow worldofwarcraft virgins
Rating: 3.86/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 1, 2012, 11:02 pm, #239642
if the p*** industry had any sense, they'd set up shop right next door.
ZetsuboRin - September 24, 2012, 3:04 am, #239354
I take offence! I'm a blizz player, and not a virgin. XD
SatansMasterWhore - February 16, 2011, 5:38 pm, #212525
its where muslims go when they die :D theres your virgins , enjoy


Marching Band -




world of warcraft -


TAGS: of warcraft
Rating: 2.27/5

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LESSONS -


TAGS: fish isn t all it s carcked up to be
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:33 pm, #237146
5L for the laughs, C
caveman - July 10, 2012, 11:03 pm, #237144
And i will definately take your opinion into consideration (sarcasm intended)
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:57 pm, #237143
CAPTIONS: They're supposed to be SHORT


PAINTBALL - Cuz REAL War is DANGEROUS!


TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm, #234811
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am, #234796
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway


No, officer... -


TAGS: cop pulling over cannibal long pork march calendar
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 3, 2014, 8:38 pm, #253400
Trying to keep up with Kai's pace
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:49 pm, #253396
two in a row....better take that nap


In The Sanctuary Of Outcasts -




OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -




HEY LOOK AT ME -


TAGS: desperation recognition search social media
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:04 pm, #235573
Ju5t a little rough on the belly flop, but excellent execution.
bloodgun - December 29, 2011, 1:03 am, #227040
he's going going going , 10 from all the judges


HOW .... -


TAGS: japan red cross drama march2011
Rating: 4.57/5

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mariand - January 11, 2012, 7:36 am, #227467
This is exceptionally nice.


STARCH - you can indeed have too much of a good thing




HELL NO....I'M BUYING LEAD - ...anarchy 2016...don't miss it




MEET ME IN ST. LOUIE - Oh, when the sun beats down And burns the tar up on the roof And your shoes get so hot You wish your tired feet were fireproof


TAGS: heat arch roof
Rating: 3.88/5

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CloudchaserS - June 30, 2012, 10:18 am, #236820
The Onion should do a story about the heat causing the St. Louis Arch to warp badly. Or a reflection off the Knoxville Sun Sphere catching something on fire (record all time high on June 29-30)


STEAMPUNK GIRL -


TAGS: marchallenge heavily dressed but ***y
Rating: 3.53/5

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Reason - March 21, 2010, 3:31 pm, #166172
Post-apocalyptic h**ness.
Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:53 pm, #161723
- if she can manage to get that jacket off


SOLID SNAKE - Cooler than Santa.


TAGS: penny arcade solid snake
Rating: 3.44/5

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aesop's folly - November 19, 2009, 3:34 pm, #137853
nice job
MeanGene - December 15, 2008, 10:35 am, #44519
Tip of the hat: Well done.


WOW FACE - When you start talking about your half elf paladin


TAGS: women bored wow world of warcraft
Rating: 3/5

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Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:08 pm, #139839
Yeah, and everyone knows the paladin class is grossly overpow...I mean... NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 1:22 pm, #139835
NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
LogicDude - November 25, 2009, 1:21 pm, #139834
NEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!
TokioMarty - November 25, 2009, 12:50 pm, #139833
Just a tiny correction from a WoW-player... There's no class named half elf. There's either Blood Elf or Night Elf. There you have it.
thatonechick - November 25, 2009, 9:23 am, #139763
My face wears this look a lot. Looks a lot like my CoD face, too.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:04 am, #139721
Im sayin nothin!!!
agdaniele - November 25, 2009, 2:03 am, #139718
Hell, I can get this look by saying "today, on motifake...."


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: google search page internet linkfox101113 racist why are black people so loud
Rating: 2.83/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm, #213651
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm, #213650
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people g**?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm, #149804
lol "Why are there school."


GOLFER - Obviously, you're not one.


TAGS: the big lebowski golfer sarcasm
Rating: 2.08/5


DYSFUNCTION -


TAGS: the circle won t be broken because then its just an arc
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 7:33 pm, #206924

that guy resembles my avatar....but I don't remember them.
DanteMars - December 14, 2010, 7:30 pm, #206920
5L's, lol isnt that TOC in the center? Looks like a younger family foto...
Hawamleh - August 4, 2010, 8:08 pm, #187711
So Simple, Yet So Awesome. 5l


THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT - Will never die.


TAGS: occupy funny protest sarcasm movement
Rating: 4.17/5

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dantheman - May 19, 2012, 7:14 pm, #234853
Oh I a**ure you, it's dead. Gone and good riddance. Dead as John Lennon. Dead as Kurt Cobain. To quote Beetlejuice, "Dead, Dead, Deadsky".


ANARCHIST ORGANIZATIONS - Truly an oxymoron if ever there was one.


TAGS: oxymoron anarchy protesters organization
Rating: 4.04/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:40 pm, #235997
Good one! 5l


MEANWHILE IN ENGLAND - Anarchy is the order of the day ...




COSPLAY - sometimes IS a good idea


TAGS: cosplay wow world of warcraft celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.93/5

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honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:58 pm, #29316
hawttt who is she..i gotta know
Trap - June 24, 2008, 6:47 am, #6852
It's a trap!


WORLD OF WARCRAFT - Wasting lives since 1994


TAGS: world of warcraft
Rating: 2.89/5

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anyadat - January 25, 2010, 6:25 am, #154319
That Wowhead.com guy is stupid too. Who cares about your lvl 80s?
culos - January 25, 2010, 6:24 am, #154318
@anyadat: You're living proof that this poster is 100% accurate....
anyadat - January 25, 2010, 6:22 am, #154317
Just one lil thing i can say.. whoever made this picture is stupid. Its not true. Make your brain work then think it again :P
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:20 am, #134539
ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!
Death - November 5, 2009, 10:23 pm, #134454
A life, a job, and a girlfriend.
Wowhead.com - November 5, 2009, 4:56 pm, #134393
yeah...yeah...yeah...I may not have a life but I have 4 level 80s what do you have?
Capt. Obvious - November 5, 2009, 4:32 pm, #134390
WoW wasn't released until 2004. Saying all warcraft games wasted lvies is the same as saying any video game did. L2Fail


INTELLIGENCE -




Rebel With A Cause -


TAGS: rebel anarchy injustice law duty
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - May 11, 2014, 2:09 pm, #254742
Fcukin' "A", Grey.
Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 10:37 pm, #254721
Thank you sir. :)
Reality Lord - May 9, 2014, 5:12 pm, #254717

....and better...and better...


BETTER YET! -


TAGS: tsa bodysearch commando kilt
Rating: 4.9/5

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fred - November 22, 2010, 6:34 pm, #203639
Clever! Though disturbing...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:56 am, #203594
meh...they're a bunch of girls over there.....Good to see you Sick.....or was that "sick to see you...good"?
sickartist - November 22, 2010, 11:53 am, #203593
It would be my only one on Politifake, but why not?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:11 am, #203565

funny, could be posted at politifake.org as well


Tough Love -




ENSURING PERFECTION - Be certain the contractors don't screw up your floor plan.




BACKYARD SAFARI -


TAGS: grass search pith weed whacker
Rating: 4.62/5

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Verdeckt - June 24, 2011, 8:44 pm, #220508
Been there... 5 snakes in the grass


SARCASM -


TAGS: sarcasm theme
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - October 2, 2010, 7:44 pm, #196503

and another 5L for the admiral...no trap.
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 7:11 pm, #196488
^ 5's go there ^
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 4:58 pm, #196472
very nice five of five
Cubbybear - October 2, 2010, 4:14 pm, #196466
good job
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 4:05 pm, #196465
Wowwww.... best motifake ever.


FRANK ON DIVORCE -


TAGS: marchallenge divorce sinatra
Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - March 22, 2010, 6:20 pm, #166372
Nice one sick, the 5Lady is a tramp.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 5:29 pm, #166362
that's only in Maine
Derek - March 22, 2010, 5:27 pm, #166361
Perhaps the arch should read "Divorce your hated one with dignity"


SARCASM - it not as easy to fake


TAGS: sarcasm wonka fake
Rating: 4.5/5

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steve1961 - October 2, 2012, 9:29 am, #239646
It's "far 'too' tired to"...now go get some sleep.
Venator - October 1, 2012, 7:57 pm, #239638
Ah, typical... Far to tired to write here tonight.
mariand - October 1, 2012, 7:45 pm, #239637
lol... you wrote "it" not "if"...but don't worry, it happens, and we get your point...;)
Venator - October 1, 2012, 6:05 pm, #239625
F***! I wrote if instead of is. Sorry. And it will stand there to my shame in eternity... :(


EAST MEETS WEST -




RETIREED D. I. -




AMERICA - At Least You Are Still Number 1 At Something


TAGS: jail prison time criminal incarcerated
Rating: 4.32/5

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steve1961 - March 19, 2013, 1:56 pm, #244460
My only criticism is how America is falling behind in their juvenile incarcerations...gotta start locking up more of those young'uns, people!
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:56 pm, #244425
and America has stupid laws to fill them up with crazy sentences.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:55 pm, #244424
actually its a place for cheap labor if one is in a Private Prison.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:54 pm, #244423
Its still aplace where one cant trust another & it isnt a place anyone with a Life wants to be......
Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:23 pm, #242890
From what I see on many of the shows on prison life....there are a shi*load of non-Americans in US prisons. Just like Canada...our prisons are holiday inns in comparison to many other countries.
SethMythrax - September 2, 2012, 12:14 am, #238830
Its really that slavery hasnt been abolished, just changed to using prisoners in private prisons doing work for pennies a day with no holidays or unions....
Goatboy - August 20, 2012, 4:59 pm, #238580
Yep. We're no. 1 at catching bad guys. The rest of you just have lousy police forces.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:18 am, #238196
"Land of the Free"
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:19 pm, #237750
Ya, America rules though. They give out 400yr sentences & even a 1/4 your time would be 100yrs, hahahaha.....
Zetmonk - July 27, 2012, 9:06 am, #237702
In South Africa's defence, we just let the bastards go in less than 1/4 their time. That counts too!


STUPIDER THAN THE LAW ALLOWS -


TAGS: marchallenge same as title britney canada
Rating: 4.16/5

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LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:49 am, #166305
What? I thought Canada was kinda like Puerto Rico, but with Meeese instead of Rum.
Claire - March 21, 2010, 4:32 pm, #166182
Derek, Derek, Derek. Though Canada shares the continent of NORTH America with us, they are not a part of the country America.
Derek - March 21, 2010, 3:58 pm, #166177
@Cloud You'll be telling us Canada isn't part of America next.
Cloudchaser - March 21, 2010, 11:16 am, #166133
Not as stupid as it seems. For business purposes, record companies consider anything outside of their own country to be "overseas"


SOMETIMES YOU LISTEN - Others you just cant help but resist the oppression of the queen




NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm, #133832
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am, #133215
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am, #133214
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am, #133213
Awwwwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am, #133212
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am, #133209
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am, #133206
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am, #133205
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm, #133175
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am, #132832
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm, #132820
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm, #132813
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I a**ume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm, #132812
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm, #132811
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm, #132810
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm, #132808
How do you know my Wife Ron?


THE KAMASUTRA -


TAGS: marchallenge kamasutra
Rating: 3.74/5

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Cloudchaser - March 11, 2010, 10:40 am, #163863
I prefer the Kama Citra (NSFW warning) http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3518914/
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 7:35 am, #163850
5 uncomfortable positions! Nice one


GOLDEN ARCHES - Within the fortress of the Golden Arches, even magic can not protect thee from the evil curse it casts.




DARK AGES -




ANARCHISM - Disorder Ordered by Nature


TAGS: anarchism
Rating: 3.06/5

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s1nc1tycyph3r - November 22, 2011, 2:39 am, #226045
Define Anarchy! To Me Anarchy Means Self Governance On An Individual Level! but that's my own take on it! so i guess you could say i agree with your statement in a sense!
forseti - September 13, 2010, 2:49 pm, #193566
every anarchist I know would be the first one to wish back democracy if real anarchy would rule... A REAL anarchist should be against anarchism btw... just think about it ;)


INTIMIDATION - Yes, I believe that the art of winning is through intimidation, and not necessarily do you have to speak about it. --Mark Spitz


TAGS: archery sports spitz
Rating: 2.97/5


KILLING NAZIS -




ARCTIC COKE CANS, THEY LOOK LIKE DIET COKE CANS... - BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TO LAZY TO READ


TAGS: arctic coke can cans diet
Rating: 2.71/5

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maoworks2 - December 3, 2011, 7:07 pm, #226360
Another Blow Out For Coke' Cola


World of Warcraft -


TAGS: of warcraft where you can go from having a life to know life in 50 levels
Rating: 2.54/5

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Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:35 pm, #67720
And what do you play with Timmy? Nevermind...I know what you play with. Don't worry. Your mom was just trying to scare you into finding a real girl. You won't go blind. But when you finally get a girl you'll just love the tangy tingle of pepper spray.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:04 pm, #67685
You know what else sucks? Everything in World of Warcraft and people who play it.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 3:11 am, #30994
auto 5 for being a wow poster... but its 70 levels now! 80 in half a month... and sunken temple sucked


ST. PATRICK'S BLESSING -


TAGS: life time irish celebration holy beer march
Rating: 2.44/5

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chunk - April 8, 2009, 1:05 am, #71457
guinness is a f***ing godly beer, hence the halo
agdaniele - March 24, 2009, 9:28 pm, #67698
Blasphemy!
Nihilophobe - March 24, 2009, 5:33 pm, #67630
Eh, Murphy's is better anyway.
agdaniele - March 19, 2009, 4:44 pm, #66652
Harp is a lager, Kaliber is a lager... both made by Guinness. Pictured here is a stout... which, to prove myself wrong, is a form of ale. Top fermented.
shane x - March 19, 2009, 9:03 am, #66587
no its a lager actually
agdaniele - March 19, 2009, 12:11 am, #66543
It's a stout... or porter. Not an ale.


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